Wednesday, April 1, 2009

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My
son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the
bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, he then went to flight school to
become a pilot.Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his
best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes
of our sons....What about your son?" The fourth man replied:
"My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And
he's lucky, too. His birthday just passed the other day and he received
a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of
the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."