The Examination

Three University guys dodged exam because they did not study. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Dean.

"Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus we became so dirty as you can see". The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare.

After three days, they went to the Dean very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Dean put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper;

1. Who and who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Good luck,

Marking script: your answers must be the same.!!

A Powerful Man, Even in Prison ...

An old Igbo farmer wrote a letter to his son in prison.

"Emeka,

This year I won't be able to plant yam and cassava because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would help me."

Emeka wrote back,

"Dad,

Don't even think of digging the field, because that's where I buried the money I stole"

On reading the letter, the prison officers went and dug the whole field, the very next day, looking for the money, but nothing was found.

The following day the son wrote back,

"Dad,

Now you can plant your yam and cassava. This is the best I can do from here... "

Dad, replied:

"Wow! Emekus my Son, you are a powerful man indeed, even in prison, because I was surprised to see all the prison officers with hoes and shovels digging. I will write u back when I want to harvest..."